This is a story about a lame ducky

What can I say, the duck is lame... do not confuse that with being laim...   But now and then there are ducks that are a bit--- let me say-- 'different'... and, to be honest, in many ways that is a very good thing.

See, if every ducky was just like the others they wouldn't be called duckies, they would be called cookies and instead of being hatched from an egg, they would have been created by a cookie cutter...   So there!